As the week goes,
On a cold and gray September morning,
I started looking for a ticket
On the ebay
And my bank account cried
Cos if theres one thing I didn’t need
Is to pay money to some a**weed
On the ebay
People don’t you understand,
A man needs a ticket in his hand
Or he’ll be the most pissed off supporter in the land
Take a look at the league
They are blinded by their greed
And they simply rub their hands
And look the other way
Well the world turns
And a call to the carlton football club had me tickets in a dash
Means I don’t have to part with my hard earned cash
On the ebay
And the hunger burns
As I prepped the car I laughed at the slime
But to collect my ticket for the game
I need to be at Visy park at 5 and you can’t buy time
On the ebay