Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Stephen Hill Matthew DeBoer Hayden Ballantyne Clancee Pearce David Mundy Ryan Crowley Lee Spurr Zac Clarke Adam McPhee Dylan Roberton Michael Johnson Kepler Bradley Garrick Ibbotson Matthew Pavlich Cameron Sutcliffe Nick Suban Jonathon Griffin Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Michael Walters Michael Barlow Luke McPharlin
Dylan Roberton Matthew Pavlich Garrick Ibbotson Cameron Sutcliffe Hayden Ballantyne Luke McPharlin Paul Duffield Adam McPhee Michael Walters Ryan Crowley Jonathon Griffin Stephen Hill Lee Spurr Kepler Bradley Zac Clarke David Mundy Michael Johnson Michael Barlow Clancee Pearce Matthew DeBoer Tendai Mzungu Nick Suban
Jonathon Griffin Garrick Ibbotson Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Stephen Hill Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Matthew Pavlich Matthew DeBoer Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Michael Johnson Adam McPhee David Mundy Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Clarke Kepler Bradley Dylan Roberton Michael Walters
Matthew Pavlich Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr David Mundy Michael Walters Stephen Hill Hayden Ballantyne Paul Duffield Nick Suban Adam McPhee Matthew DeBoer Clancee Pearce Luke McPharlin Jonathon Griffin Garrick Ibbotson Kepler Bradley Michael Barlow Zac Clarke Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Dylan Roberton
Michael Barlow Matthew DeBoer Nick Suban Stephen Hill Luke McPharlin Adam McPhee Michael Walters Jonathon Griffin Kepler Bradley Michael Johnson Hayden Ballantyne David Mundy Clancee Pearce Zac Clarke Paul Duffield Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Garrick Ibbotson Cameron Sutcliffe Dylan Roberton Matthew Pavlich Lee Spurr
Matthew Pavlich Kepler Bradley Zac Clarke Jonathon Griffin Adam McPhee Matthew DeBoer Nick Suban Tendai Mzungu Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Michael Barlow Stephen Hill Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Michael Walters Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Dylan Roberton Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr Luke McPharlin
Ryan Crowley Stephen Hill Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Lee Spurr Garrick Ibbotson Dylan Roberton Adam McPhee Michael Walters Zac Clarke Clancee Pearce Matthew Pavlich Matthew DeBoer Paul Duffield Nick Suban Michael Barlow Jonathon Griffin Cameron Sutcliffe Hayden Ballantyne David Mundy Luke McPharlin Kepler Bradley