Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Matthew Taberner Danyle Pearce Michael Barlow Michael Walters Matt De Boer Chris Mayne Zac Dawson Nathan Fyfe Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce Lee Spurr Aaron Sandilands Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Zac Clarke Nick Suban Lachie Neale David Mundy Stephen Hill Paul Duffield
David Mundy Danyle Pearce Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Cameron Sutcliffe Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Matthew Taberner Michael Barlow Stephen Hill Nick Suban Lee Spurr Paul Duffield Matt De Boer Michael Johnson Nathan Fyfe Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Michael Walters Lachie Neale Zac Clarke Garrick Ibbotson
Zac Clarke Nathan Fyfe Lachie Neale Paul Duffield Michael Walters Michael Barlow Garrick Ibbotson Matt De Boer David Mundy Clancee Pearce Danyle Pearce Matthew Taberner Lee Spurr Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Stephen Hill Ryan Crowley Zac Dawson Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Nick Suban Aaron Sandilands
Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Taberner Michael Johnson Clancee Pearce Nathan Fyfe Nick Suban Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Zac Clarke Garrick Ibbotson Aaron Sandilands Lachie Neale Chris Mayne Matt De Boer Michael Walters Danyle Pearce Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Stephen Hill David Mundy Zac Dawson
Zac Clarke Clancee Pearce Paul Duffield Matt De Boer Stephen Hill Matthew Taberner Lee Spurr Nick Suban Zac Dawson Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Michael Barlow Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Aaron Sandilands Danyle Pearce Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Chris Mayne Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Walters Tendai Mzungu
Danyle Pearce Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley Michael Walters Nick Suban Lee Spurr Cameron Sutcliffe Tendai Mzungu Lachie Neale Stephen Hill Chris Mayne David Mundy Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Matthew Taberner Zac Clarke Clancee Pearce Garrick Ibbotson Matt De Boer Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe