Having nothing better to do this weekend, I've slaughtered a spreadsheet goat with a fixture knife and come up with some prognostications:
i. Freo will finish on top, well clear of second;
ii. The Bulldogs will finish 4th and play us at Subi in one Qualifying Final;
iii. The other Qualifying Final will be Sydney v Hawks in Sydney;
iv. No, the Slime won't make the four, and will play Norths (who'll come home with a rush) in an Elimination Final at Subi;
v. GWS will make the finals; but
vi. Collingwood won't.