Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Matthew Taberner Garrick Ibbotson Danyle Pearce Zac Clarke Michael Barlow Zac Dawson Lee Spurr Nathan Fyfe Hayden Crozier Chris Mayne Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Paul Duffield Lachie Neale Aaron Sandilands Michael Walters Ryan Crowley Stephen Hill Nick Suban Tendai Mzungu Matt De Boer
Lachie Neale Garrick Ibbotson Matthew Pavlich Matt De Boer Ryan Crowley Hayden Crozier Lee Spurr Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Zac Clarke Michael Barlow David Mundy Matthew Taberner Chris Mayne Cameron Sutcliffe Danyle Pearce Tendai Mzungu Michael Walters Paul Duffield Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Nick Suban
David Mundy Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Garrick Ibbotson Michael Walters Danyle Pearce Paul Duffield Nick Suban Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Hayden Crozier Michael Barlow Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Matthew Pavlich Matthew Taberner Aaron Sandilands Zac Clarke Matt De Boer Chris Mayne
Lee Spurr Matthew Pavlich Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Cameron Sutcliffe Lachie Neale Ryan Crowley Stephen Hill Matthew Taberner Michael Walters Garrick Ibbotson Paul Duffield Hayden Crozier Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu David Mundy Nick Suban Danyle Pearce Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer
Zac Clarke Aaron Sandilands Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Cameron Sutcliffe Hayden Crozier Nathan Fyfe Ryan Crowley Matthew Taberner David Mundy Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Nick Suban Paul Duffield Lachie Neale Matthew Pavlich Lee Spurr Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson Matt De Boer Michael Walters Stephen Hill
David Mundy Matt De Boer Lee Spurr Tendai Mzungu Paul Duffield Cameron Sutcliffe Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Aaron Sandilands Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Michael Walters Matthew Taberner Zac Dawson Matthew Pavlich Garrick Ibbotson Hayden Crozier Michael Barlow Lachie Neale Nick Suban