Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Michael Walters Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Chris Mayne Alex Silvagni Aaron Sandilands Max Duffy Danyle Pearce Stephen Hill David Mundy Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Matthew Pavlich Michael Barlow Lachie Neale Hayden Crozier Ryan Crowley Zac Clarke Cameron Sutcliffe Nathan Fyfe Matthew Taberner
Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Chris Mayne Matthew Taberner Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Alex Silvagni Lachie Neale Michael Walters Max Duffy Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson David Mundy Lee Spurr Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce Hayden Crozier
Nathan Fyfe Hayden Crozier Michael Walters Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson Alex Silvagni Matthew Taberner Stephen Hill Matthew Pavlich Aaron Sandilands Lachie Neale Michael Barlow Cameron Sutcliffe Max Duffy Chris Mayne Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce David Mundy Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu
Danyle Pearce Zac Dawson David Mundy Paul Duffield Hayden Crozier Nathan Fyfe Lachie Neale Lee Spurr Max Duffy Chris Mayne Stephen Hill Matthew Taberner Aaron Sandilands Zac Clarke Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Michael Barlow Matthew Pavlich Cameron Sutcliffe Alex Silvagni Michael Walters Michael Johnson
Danyle Pearce Matthew Pavlich Michael Walters Max Duffy Hayden Crozier Zac Clarke Lachie Neale Chris Mayne Michael Barlow Matthew Taberner Paul Duffield Cameron Sutcliffe Tendai Mzungu Alex Silvagni David Mundy Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Michael Johnson Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley
Aaron Sandilands Paul Duffield Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Taberner Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Danyle Pearce David Mundy Hayden Crozier Zac Clarke Michael Walters Lachie Neale Nathan Fyfe Max Duffy Stephen Hill Michael Johnson Zac Dawson Lee Spurr Michael Barlow Matthew Pavlich Alex Silvagni