Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Anthony Morabito Garrick Ibbotson Luke McPharlin Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Zac Clarke Colin Sylvia Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Michael Apeness David Mundy Nathan Fyfe Aaron Sandilands Hayden Ballantyne Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Clancee Pearce Nick Suban Cameron Sutcliffe Danyle Pearce
Zac Dawson Nathan Fyfe Michael Barlow Zac Clarke Aaron Sandilands Lee Spurr Colin Sylvia Tendai Mzungu Luke McPharlin Clancee Pearce Garrick Ibbotson Lachie Neale Michael Apeness Anthony Morabito Nick Suban Paul Duffield Cameron Sutcliffe Ryan Crowley David Mundy Chris Mayne Hayden Ballantyne Danyle Pearce
Anthony Morabito Paul Duffield Lachie Neale Nathan Fyfe Zac Clarke Michael Apeness Garrick Ibbotson Tendai Mzungu Colin Sylvia Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Nick Suban Luke McPharlin Chris Mayne Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne David Mundy Aaron Sandilands Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr
Garrick Ibbotson Tendai Mzungu Michael Apeness Zac Dawson David Mundy Anthony Morabito Danyle Pearce Nathan Fyfe Hayden Ballantyne Lachie Neale Aaron Sandilands Cameron Sutcliffe Luke McPharlin Paul Duffield Nick Suban Lee Spurr Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Clancee Pearce Colin Sylvia Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow
Michael Barlow Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Michael Apeness Zac Clarke Colin Sylvia Paul Duffield Danyle Pearce Luke McPharlin Garrick Ibbotson Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Cameron Sutcliffe Lachie Neale Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Anthony Morabito
Aaron Sandilands Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne David Mundy Colin Sylvia Zac Clarke Michael Barlow Ryan Crowley Garrick Ibbotson Luke McPharlin Clancee Pearce Cameron Sutcliffe Anthony Morabito Nathan Fyfe Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Zac Dawson Michael Apeness Nick Suban Paul Duffield Lachie Neale Lee Spurr