Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.Â
Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Paul Duffield Jack Hannath Nick Suban Lachie Neale Stephen Hill Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Danyle Pearce Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Walters Chris Mayne Lee Spurr Aaron Sandilands Michael Johnson Luke McPharlin Matthew Pavlich Ryan Crowley Matt De Boer Hayden Crozier Tom Sheridan
Hayden Ballantyne Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Lee Spurr Danyle Pearce Michael Walters Tendai Mzungu Paul Duffield Hayden Crozier Chris Mayne Cameron Sutcliffe Aaron Sandilands Jack Hannath Matthew Pavlich Luke McPharlin Stephen Hill Garrick Ibbotson Lachie Neale Tom Sheridan Matt De Boer David Mundy Michael Johnson
Tendai Mzungu Danyle Pearce Hayden Crozier Paul Duffield Tom Sheridan David Mundy Ryan Crowley Lee Spurr Garrick Ibbotson Hayden Ballantyne Lachie Neale Jack Hannath Matthew Pavlich Cameron Sutcliffe Chris Mayne Michael Walters Michael Johnson Aaron Sandilands Matt De Boer Nick Suban Stephen Hill Luke McPharlin
Jack Hannath Tom Sheridan Lachie Neale Danyle Pearce Nick Suban Chris Mayne Garrick Ibbotson Luke McPharlin Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Michael Walters Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson Aaron Sandilands Cameron Sutcliffe Paul Duffield Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill Hayden Crozier Matt De Boer David Mundy Tendai Mzungu
Nick Suban Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley Tom Sheridan Stephen Hill Cameron Sutcliffe David Mundy Chris Mayne Hayden Crozier Tendai Mzungu Matt De Boer Luke McPharlin Michael Johnson Lee Spurr Paul Duffield Michael Walters Garrick Ibbotson Hayden Ballantyne Matthew Pavlich Lachie Neale Aaron Sandilands Jack Hannath
Cameron Sutcliffe Jack Hannath David Mundy Lee Spurr Matt De Boer Michael Walters Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Garrick Ibbotson Tom Sheridan Luke McPharlin Matthew Pavlich Hayden Ballantyne Stephen Hill Danyle Pearce Lachie Neale Hayden Crozier Chris Mayne Aaron Sandilands Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Nick Suban