Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Michael Barlow Stephen Hill Lachie Neale Hayden Ballantyne Zac Dawson Matt De Boer Michael Walters Tendai Mzungu Danyle Pearce Jack Hannath Matthew Pavlich Nathan Fyfe Nick Suban Chris Mayne Tom Sheridan Lee Spurr David Mundy Paul Duffield Zac Clarke Cameron Sutcliffe Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson
Cameron Sutcliffe Hayden Ballantyne Matthew Pavlich Jack Hannath Zac Clarke Zac Dawson Matt De Boer Lee Spurr Michael Barlow David Mundy Chris Mayne Tom Sheridan Lachie Neale Nick Suban Nathan Fyfe Michael Johnson Michael Walters Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Stephen Hill Paul Duffield
Michael Johnson Chris Mayne Tom Sheridan Nathan Fyfe Lee Spurr David Mundy Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Tendai Mzungu Lachie Neale Cameron Sutcliffe Danyle Pearce Matt De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Jack Hannath Michael Walters Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Zac Clarke Matthew Pavlich
Zac Clarke Michael Barlow Zac Dawson Michael Walters Nick Suban Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Cameron Sutcliffe Jack Hannath David Mundy Stephen Hill Chris Mayne Tom Sheridan Matthew Pavlich Lee Spurr Nathan Fyfe Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Michael Johnson Matt De Boer
Zac Clarke Matthew Pavlich Michael Barlow Matt De Boer Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley David Mundy Nick Suban Danyle Pearce Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Jack Hannath Michael Walters Paul Duffield Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Tom Sheridan Hayden Ballantyne Chris Mayne Lachie Neale Cameron Sutcliffe Nathan Fyfe
Stephen Hill David Mundy Nick Suban Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Jack Hannath Nathan Fyfe Zac Dawson Tendai Mzungu Michael Barlow Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich Paul Duffield Michael Johnson Cameron Sutcliffe Hayden Ballantyne Michael Walters Tom Sheridan Zac Clarke Lee Spurr Lachie Neale