Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Matthew Pavlich Zac Dawson Tom Sheridan Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Michael Walters Michael Barlow Alex Silvagni Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Cameron Sutcliffe Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Danyle Pearce Lachie Neale Matt De Boer Ryan Crowley Zac Clarke Nathan Fyfe Chris Mayne
Lachie Neale Nick Suban Zac Dawson Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce Tom Sheridan Tendai Mzungu Cameron Sutcliffe Ryan Crowley Lee Spurr Matthew Pavlich Alex Silvagni Zac Clarke Matt De Boer Michael Johnson David Mundy Chris Mayne Michael Walters Aaron Sandilands Hayden Ballantyne Nathan Fyfe
Michael Johnson Chris Mayne Matthew Pavlich Lachie Neale Nick Suban Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley Tom Sheridan Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr Matt De Boer Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke Alex Silvagni Michael Barlow Aaron Sandilands Paul Duffield Nathan Fyfe Michael Walters David Mundy Hayden Ballantyne
Zac Dawson Michael Walters Cameron Sutcliffe Lachie Neale Nathan Fyfe Danyle Pearce Matt De Boer Alex Silvagni Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Matthew Pavlich Ryan Crowley Aaron Sandilands Chris Mayne Hayden Ballantyne Paul Duffield Zac Clarke Michael Johnson Lee Spurr Nick Suban Tom Sheridan David Mundy
Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Nick Suban Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Cameron Sutcliffe Aaron Sandilands Tendai Mzungu Alex Silvagni Ryan Crowley Zac Clarke Michael Johnson David Mundy Lachie Neale Tom Sheridan Chris Mayne Michael Walters Matt De Boer Matthew Pavlich Lee Spurr
Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Danyle Pearce Lachie Neale Tom Sheridan Paul Duffield Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Pavlich Michael Walters Nick Suban Zac Dawson Hayden Ballantyne Zac Clarke Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Michael Barlow Matt De Boer Michael Johnson Aaron Sandilands Alex Silvagni Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley