Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Walters Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Garrick Ibbotson Michael Barlow Stephen Hill David Mundy Matthew Pavlich Michael Johnson Alex Silvagni Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Aaron Sandilands Clancee Pearce Tom Sheridan Zac Dawson Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer Ryan Crowley
Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Garrick Ibbotson Danyle Pearce Matthew Pavlich David Mundy Nathan Fyfe Tom Sheridan Chris Mayne Michael Johnson Clancee Pearce Lee Spurr Stephen Hill Michael Barlow Matt De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Aaron Sandilands Michael Walters Alex Silvagni Zac Dawson
Matthew Pavlich Aaron Sandilands Michael Walters Hayden Ballantyne Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson Michael Johnson Tom Sheridan Alex Silvagni Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Cameron Sutcliffe Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer
Tom Sheridan Matt De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Michael Walters Nathan Fyfe Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson Chris Mayne Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley David Mundy Stephen Hill Aaron Sandilands Clancee Pearce Matthew Pavlich Cameron Sutcliffe Alex Silvagni Zac Clarke
Aaron Sandilands Chris Mayne Tom Sheridan Hayden Ballantyne Clancee Pearce Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce Matthew Pavlich Lee Spurr Tendai Mzungu Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Dawson Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer Garrick Ibbotson Alex Silvagni Stephen Hill Michael Johnson Michael Barlow Ryan Crowley David Mundy Michael Walters
Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Hayden Ballantyne Garrick Ibbotson Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich Danyle Pearce Clancee Pearce Michael Johnson Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Lee Spurr Michael Barlow Matt De Boer Alex Silvagni Tendai Mzungu Tom Sheridan Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Michael Walters Chris Mayne Cameron Sutcliffe