Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Nick Suban Lee Spurr Luke McPharlin Garrick Ibbotson Tendai Mzungu Stephen Hill Hayden Ballantyne Ryan Crowley David Mundy Clancee Pearce Matt De Boer Nathan Fyfe Danyle Pearce Michael Barlow Zac Dawson Matthew Pavlich Michael Johnson Tom Sheridan Aaron Sandilands Zac Clarke Michael Walters Chris Mayne
Zac Dawson Nathan Fyfe Luke McPharlin Aaron Sandilands Nick Suban Stephen Hill David Mundy Matt De Boer Chris Mayne Tom Sheridan Garrick Ibbotson Michael Walters Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley Zac Clarke Clancee Pearce Matthew Pavlich Michael Barlow Michael Johnson Lee Spurr Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne
Zac Clarke Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Matt De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Danyle Pearce Garrick Ibbotson Matthew Pavlich Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Aaron Sandilands Michael Walters Michael Johnson Stephen Hill Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu David Mundy Zac Dawson Nathan Fyfe Tom Sheridan Lee Spurr Nick Suban
Michael Walters Aaron Sandilands Chris Mayne Nathan Fyfe Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow Luke McPharlin Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Nick Suban Tom Sheridan Clancee Pearce Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Hayden Ballantyne David Mundy Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce Matt De Boer
Luke McPharlin Michael Walters David Mundy Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Tom Sheridan Matt De Boer Stephen Hill Zac Clarke Zac Dawson Lee Spurr Nathan Fyfe Michael Johnson Clancee Pearce Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Chris Mayne Matthew Pavlich Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Garrick Ibbotson
Michael Walters Ryan Crowley Chris Mayne Tom Sheridan Stephen Hill Lee Spurr Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne David Mundy Clancee Pearce Matthew Pavlich Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Michael Barlow Nick Suban Nathan Fyfe Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Tendai Mzungu Luke McPharlin Zac Clarke