Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Nick Suban Hayden Crozier Matt De Boer Alex Silvagni Danyle Pearce Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Clarke Ryan Crowley David Mundy Tendai Mzungu Jack Hannath Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Michael Barlow Luke McPharlin Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Lee Spurr Nathan Fyfe Chris Mayne
Chris Mayne Luke McPharlin Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Jack Hannath Matt De Boer Michael Johnson Nick Suban David Mundy Alex Silvagni Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Michael Barlow Hayden Ballantyne Garrick Ibbotson Hayden Crozier Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Clancee Pearce Danyle Pearce Cameron Sutcliffe Ryan Crowley
Cameron Sutcliffe Garrick Ibbotson Michael Johnson Luke McPharlin Tendai Mzungu Paul Duffield Zac Dawson Jack Hannath Clancee Pearce Lee Spurr Nathan Fyfe Zac Clarke Alex Silvagni Hayden Crozier Chris Mayne Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban David Mundy Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Michael Barlow Ryan Crowley
Alex Silvagni David Mundy Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Jack Hannath Tendai Mzungu Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Paul Duffield Ryan Crowley Hayden Ballantyne Luke McPharlin Nathan Fyfe Nick Suban Danyle Pearce Michael Johnson Zac Clarke Hayden Crozier Zac Dawson Garrick Ibbotson Cameron Sutcliffe Matt De Boer
Ryan Crowley Matt De Boer David Mundy Zac Dawson Michael Johnson Danyle Pearce Garrick Ibbotson Alex Silvagni Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Hayden Crozier Luke McPharlin Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr Nathan Fyfe Hayden Ballantyne Chris Mayne Jack Hannath Nick Suban Michael Barlow Zac Clarke Clancee Pearce
Cameron Sutcliffe Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Nathan Fyfe Hayden Crozier Nick Suban Luke McPharlin Jack Hannath Danyle Pearce Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Alex Silvagni Lee Spurr Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley David Mundy Matt De Boer Paul Duffield