Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Matt De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Jack Hannath Michael Johnson Lee Spurr Luke McPharlin Nick Suban Ryan Crowley Garrick Ibbotson Michael Walters Nathan Fyfe Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Clancee Pearce Alex Silvagni Chris Mayne Zac Dawson David Mundy Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce
Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Cameron Sutcliffe David Mundy Jack Hannath Nathan Fyfe Lee Spurr Chris Mayne Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Matt De Boer Garrick Ibbotson Clancee Pearce Michael Walters Paul Duffield Michael Johnson Zac Dawson Luke McPharlin Hayden Ballantyne Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce Alex Silvagni
Jack Hannath Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce David Mundy Nathan Fyfe Nick Suban Michael Barlow Chris Mayne Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke Alex Silvagni Zac Dawson Michael Walters Lee Spurr Cameron Sutcliffe Garrick Ibbotson Paul Duffield Michael Johnson Matt De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Luke McPharlin Danyle Pearce
Lee Spurr Hayden Ballantyne Garrick Ibbotson Alex Silvagni Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Nathan Fyfe Zac Dawson Paul Duffield David Mundy Tendai Mzungu Michael Barlow Jack Hannath Nick Suban Zac Clarke Michael Walters Chris Mayne Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Michael Johnson Cameron Sutcliffe Clancee Pearce
Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Cameron Sutcliffe Tendai Mzungu Luke McPharlin Matt De Boer Garrick Ibbotson Nathan Fyfe Michael Barlow Jack Hannath Michael Walters Zac Clarke Nick Suban Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Chris Mayne Danyle Pearce David Mundy Paul Duffield Zac Dawson Alex Silvagni Michael Johnson
Michael Walters Clancee Pearce Zac Clarke Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne David Mundy Luke McPharlin Michael Johnson Jack Hannath Matt De Boer Paul Duffield Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Michael Barlow Cameron Sutcliffe Nathan Fyfe Alex Silvagni Nick Suban Ryan Crowley Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Garrick Ibbotson