Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Jonathon Griffin Matt De Boer Michael Barlow Jack Hannath Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Michael Walters Chris Mayne Nick Suban Hayden Crozier Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Cameron Sutcliffe Paul Duffield Alex Silvagni Danyle Pearce David Mundy Clancee Pearce
Hayden Crozier Zac Dawson Nick Suban David Mundy Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Luke McPharlin Paul Duffield Chris Mayne Cameron Sutcliffe Alex Silvagni Ryan Crowley Jonathon Griffin Matt De Boer Tendai Mzungu Jack Hannath Danyle Pearce Michael Walters Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne
Cameron Sutcliffe Nick Suban Alex Silvagni Hayden Crozier Michael Barlow Garrick Ibbotson Luke McPharlin Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson Jonathon Griffin Hayden Ballantyne Clancee Pearce Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Jack Hannath Michael Walters Lee Spurr David Mundy Paul Duffield
Michael Walters Clancee Pearce Luke McPharlin Hayden Ballantyne Ryan Crowley Alex Silvagni Jonathon Griffin Zac Dawson Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Nick Suban Chris Mayne Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce Lee Spurr Hayden Crozier Garrick Ibbotson Jack Hannath David Mundy Paul Duffield Cameron Sutcliffe Matt De Boer
Michael Walters Danyle Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Hayden Crozier Alex Silvagni Zac Dawson Matt De Boer Clancee Pearce Michael Barlow Ryan Crowley David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson Chris Mayne Michael Johnson Jonathon Griffin Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr Jack Hannath Luke McPharlin Tendai Mzungu Paul Duffield
Lee Spurr Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Alex Silvagni Clancee Pearce Jack Hannath Nick Suban Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Ryan Crowley Hayden Crozier Zac Dawson Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Michael Walters Cameron Sutcliffe David Mundy Luke McPharlin Jonathon Griffin Hayden Ballantyne Michael Barlow Matt De Boer