Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Jack Hannath Lee Spurr Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Hayden Ballantyne Alex Silvagni Luke McPharlin Jonathon Griffin Hayden Crozier Nick Suban Michael Walters Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Michael Johnson Cameron Sutcliffe Matt De Boer Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Paul Duffield Michael Barlow
Nick Suban Zac Dawson Clancee Pearce Luke McPharlin Danyle Pearce Jonathon Griffin Alex Silvagni Hayden Ballantyne David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson Chris Mayne Hayden Crozier Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Walters Paul Duffield Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow Matt De Boer Jack Hannath Michael Johnson
Tendai Mzungu Luke McPharlin Alex Silvagni Michael Walters Zac Dawson Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr Hayden Crozier Clancee Pearce David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson Jonathon Griffin Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Chris Mayne Jack Hannath Matt De Boer Michael Johnson Hayden Ballantyne Michael Barlow Paul Duffield
Jonathon Griffin Clancee Pearce Zac Dawson Cameron Sutcliffe Nick Suban Luke McPharlin Hayden Crozier Alex Silvagni Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Michael Barlow Danyle Pearce Chris Mayne Michael Johnson Jack Hannath Michael Walters Tendai Mzungu Matt De Boer
Jonathon Griffin Cameron Sutcliffe Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson Nick Suban Alex Silvagni Paul Duffield Jack Hannath Hayden Ballantyne Michael Walters David Mundy Hayden Crozier Chris Mayne Lee Spurr Matt De Boer Clancee Pearce Tendai Mzungu Luke McPharlin Danyle Pearce Michael Barlow
Paul Duffield Hayden Crozier Cameron Sutcliffe Michael Johnson Michael Walters Jack Hannath Tendai Mzungu Danyle Pearce Jonathon Griffin Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Zac Dawson David Mundy Matt De Boer Chris Mayne Alex Silvagni Lee Spurr Clancee Pearce Garrick Ibbotson Hayden Ballantyne Michael Barlow Luke McPharlin