Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Clancee Pearce Zac Dawson Chris Mayne Lachie Neale Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Michael Walters Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Stephen Hill David Mundy Lee Spurr Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Jonathon Griffin Nick Suban Tanner Smith Kepler Bradley Nathan Fyfe Cameron Sutcliffe Hayden Ballantyne Michael Johnson
Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow Clancee Pearce Stephen Hill Kepler Bradley David Mundy Danyle Pearce Nathan Fyfe Matt De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Jonathon Griffin Paul Duffield Lachie Neale Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Dawson Nick Suban Michael Johnson Tanner Smith Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Michael Walters Chris Mayne
Zac Dawson Hayden Ballantyne Lachie Neale David Mundy Ryan Crowley Matt De Boer Kepler Bradley Clancee Pearce Michael Barlow Nick Suban Stephen Hill Jonathon Griffin Chris Mayne Nathan Fyfe Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr Michael Walters Tendai Mzungu Tanner Smith Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Danyle Pearce
Tanner Smith Hayden Ballantyne Ryan Crowley Michael Walters Danyle Pearce Nathan Fyfe Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Nick Suban Matt De Boer Kepler Bradley Lee Spurr Paul Duffield Lachie Neale David Mundy Michael Barlow Jonathon Griffin Chris Mayne Michael Johnson Clancee Pearce Stephen Hill Cameron Sutcliffe
Hayden Ballantyne Tanner Smith Lee Spurr Cameron Sutcliffe Zac Dawson Nick Suban Michael Johnson Chris Mayne Lachie Neale Jonathon Griffin Michael Barlow Stephen Hill David Mundy Michael Walters Matt De Boer Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Clancee Pearce Tendai Mzungu Paul Duffield Kepler Bradley
Michael Barlow Lachie Neale Zac Dawson Cameron Sutcliffe Chris Mayne Danyle Pearce Michael Johnson Kepler Bradley Nick Suban Lee Spurr Tendai Mzungu Jonathon Griffin Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Clancee Pearce Matt De Boer Hayden Ballantyne Paul Duffield David Mundy Stephen Hill Tanner Smith Michael Walters