Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew Pavlich Danyle Pearce Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin David Mundy Kepler Bradley Clancee Pearce Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Chris Mayne Matt De Boer Paul Duffield Hayden Ballantyne Jonathon Griffin Michael Johnson Michael Walters Zac Dawson Nick Suban Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Tendai Mzungu
Kepler Bradley Jonathon Griffin Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Zac Dawson Chris Mayne Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Luke McPharlin Stephen Hill Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce Matthew Pavlich Nathan Fyfe Michael Johnson David Mundy Danyle Pearce Lee Spurr Michael Walters Cameron Sutcliffe Nick Suban Matt De Boer
David Mundy Michael Barlow Stephen Hill Paul Duffield Kepler Bradley Jonathon Griffin Nick Suban Matthew Pavlich Lee Spurr Michael Walters Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson Cameron Sutcliffe Chris Mayne Danyle Pearce Zac Dawson Luke McPharlin Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Matt De Boer Nathan Fyfe
Jonathon Griffin Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Michael Johnson Matt De Boer Kepler Bradley Zac Dawson Clancee Pearce Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Danyle Pearce Nick Suban Luke McPharlin Lee Spurr Michael Walters Cameron Sutcliffe Stephen Hill Michael Barlow Chris Mayne Hayden Ballantyne
Michael Barlow Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Michael Johnson Nathan Fyfe Michael Walters Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Luke McPharlin Nick Suban Matthew Pavlich Hayden Ballantyne Kepler Bradley Matt De Boer Zac Dawson Danyle Pearce Stephen Hill Ryan Crowley Jonathon Griffin David Mundy Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr
Lee Spurr Michael Walters Zac Dawson Nick Suban Matt De Boer Chris Mayne Cameron Sutcliffe Jonathon Griffin Hayden Ballantyne Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Michael Barlow Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Danyle Pearce David Mundy Kepler Bradley Nathan Fyfe