Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Nick Suban Zac Dawson Matthew Pavlich Chris Mayne Nathan Fyfe Tendai Mzungu Clancee Pearce Stephen Hill Michael Walters Alex Silvagni Lee Spurr Adam McPhee Garrick Ibbotson Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Kepler Bradley Matthew DeBoer David Mundy Hayden Ballantyne Aaron Sandilands Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley
Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill Michael Barlow Michael Johnson Zac Dawson Adam McPhee Michael Walters Chris Mayne Alex Silvagni Garrick Ibbotson Clancee Pearce Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Kepler Bradley Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Ryan Crowley Matthew DeBoer Paul Duffield Lee Spurr
Matthew DeBoer David Mundy Stephen Hill Lee Spurr Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Ryan Crowley Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Michael Walters Michael Barlow Alex Silvagni Paul Duffield Kepler Bradley Garrick Ibbotson Zac Dawson Adam McPhee Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Hayden Ballantyne
Aaron Sandilands Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Chris Mayne Alex Silvagni Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Zac Dawson Garrick Ibbotson Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Michael Walters Adam McPhee Stephen Hill Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley Matthew DeBoer Michael Barlow Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Kepler Bradley
Alex Silvagni Tendai Mzungu Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Lee Spurr Michael Barlow Kepler Bradley David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson Adam McPhee Michael Walters Hayden Ballantyne Aaron Sandilands Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Michael Johnson Matthew Pavlich Matthew DeBoer Paul Duffield Nick Suban
Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Garrick Ibbotson Aaron Sandilands Michael Walters Hayden Ballantyne Paul Duffield Alex Silvagni Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr David Mundy Michael Johnson Stephen Hill Matthew Pavlich Matthew DeBoer Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Zac Dawson Nathan Fyfe Michael Barlow Kepler Bradley Adam McPhee
Michael Walters Matthew Pavlich Adam McPhee Stephen Hill Michael Johnson Paul Duffield Nathan Fyfe Chris Mayne Clancee Pearce Hayden Ballantyne Aaron Sandilands David Mundy Tendai Mzungu Nick Suban Ryan Crowley Zac Dawson Garrick Ibbotson Kepler Bradley Matthew DeBoer Alex Silvagni Michael Barlow Lee Spurr