Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
David Mundy Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Clancee Pearce Kepler Bradley Michael Johnson Garrick Ibbotson Matthew DeBoer Adam McPhee Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Luke McPharlin Zac Clarke Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Chris Mayne Ryan Crowley Michael Barlow Michael Walters
Lee Spurr Aaron Sandilands Zac Dawson Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Michael Barlow Michael Johnson Nick Suban Chris Mayne Adam McPhee Nathan Fyfe Kepler Bradley Luke McPharlin Michael Walters Zac Clarke Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield David Mundy Stephen Hill Clancee Pearce Matthew DeBoer Garrick Ibbotson
Michael Walters Stephen Hill Tendai Mzungu Zac Clarke Paul Duffield Aaron Sandilands Michael Johnson Matthew DeBoer Nick Suban Michael Barlow David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson Ryan Crowley Luke McPharlin Kepler Bradley Nathan Fyfe Clancee Pearce Zac Dawson Lee Spurr Chris Mayne Adam McPhee Hayden Ballantyne
Kepler Bradley Michael Walters Matthew DeBoer Chris Mayne Nathan Fyfe Luke McPharlin Lee Spurr Nick Suban Hayden Ballantyne Aaron Sandilands Clancee Pearce Garrick Ibbotson Michael Barlow Ryan Crowley Adam McPhee Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu Stephen Hill Zac Dawson David Mundy Michael Johnson Paul Duffield
Nick Suban Kepler Bradley Michael Barlow Hayden Ballantyne Stephen Hill Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce Adam McPhee Lee Spurr Michael Walters Aaron Sandilands Chris Mayne Michael Johnson Matthew DeBoer Paul Duffield Zac Dawson Luke McPharlin Zac Clarke Tendai Mzungu David Mundy Nathan Fyfe Garrick Ibbotson
Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Nathan Fyfe Michael Walters Chris Mayne Nick Suban Zac Clarke Adam McPhee Clancee Pearce Stephen Hill Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Luke McPharlin Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Kepler Bradley Matthew DeBoer
Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Hayden Ballantyne Clancee Pearce Luke McPharlin Garrick Ibbotson Tendai Mzungu Michael Walters Chris Mayne Nick Suban Kepler Bradley Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Stephen Hill Zac Clarke David Mundy Ryan Crowley Adam McPhee Matthew DeBoer Michael Johnson Zac Dawson Paul Duffield