Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Matthew Pavlich Nick Suban Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Michael Walters Michael Johnson Nathan Fyfe Chris Mayne Stephen Hill Clancee Pearce Adam McPhee Luke McPharlin Lee Spurr Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Matthew DeBoer Hayden Ballantyne Zac Dawson Kepler Bradley David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson
Hayden Ballantyne Kepler Bradley Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Luke McPharlin Paul Duffield Clancee Pearce Matthew DeBoer Nathan Fyfe Lee Spurr Michael Johnson Tendai Mzungu Aaron Sandilands Michael Walters Chris Mayne David Mundy Adam McPhee Zac Dawson Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill Michael Barlow Garrick Ibbotson
Garrick Ibbotson Matthew DeBoer Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Clancee Pearce Zac Dawson Luke McPharlin Michael Walters Ryan Crowley Aaron Sandilands Nathan Fyfe Kepler Bradley Hayden Ballantyne Nick Suban Michael Johnson David Mundy Adam McPhee Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill
Chris Mayne Garrick Ibbotson Paul Duffield Michael Walters Aaron Sandilands Kepler Bradley Stephen Hill Nathan Fyfe Hayden Ballantyne Tendai Mzungu Clancee Pearce Matthew DeBoer Michael Johnson Adam McPhee Lee Spurr David Mundy Ryan Crowley Matthew Pavlich Luke McPharlin Zac Dawson Nick Suban Michael Barlow
Garrick Ibbotson Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Matthew Pavlich Matthew DeBoer Kepler Bradley Luke McPharlin Nathan Fyfe David Mundy Michael Walters Lee Spurr Adam McPhee Clancee Pearce Zac Dawson Chris Mayne Nick Suban Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Aaron Sandilands Michael Johnson Ryan Crowley Stephen Hill
Lee Spurr Matthew Pavlich Ryan Crowley Kepler Bradley Stephen Hill Clancee Pearce Luke McPharlin Garrick Ibbotson Michael Walters Nathan Fyfe Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Michael Johnson Adam McPhee Nick Suban David Mundy Chris Mayne Zac Dawson Matthew DeBoer Hayden Ballantyne Aaron Sandilands Tendai Mzungu
Adam McPhee Hayden Ballantyne Matthew Pavlich Aaron Sandilands Michael Johnson Stephen Hill Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Luke McPharlin Clancee Pearce Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Lee Spurr Michael Barlow David Mundy Nathan Fyfe Zac Dawson Matthew DeBoer Michael Walters Garrick Ibbotson Kepler Bradley Chris Mayne