Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Paul Duffield Matthew Pavlich Chris Mayne Lachie Neale Adam McPhee Hayden Ballantyne Michael Barlow Nick Suban Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Jonathon Griffin Michael Walters Garrick Ibbotson Lee Spurr Matthew DeBoer Zac Dawson Dylan Roberton Clancee Pearce Stephen Hill David Mundy Kepler Bradley Ryan Crowley
Matthew Pavlich Matthew DeBoer David Mundy Ryan Crowley Dylan Roberton Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Jonathon Griffin Tendai Mzungu Lachie Neale Garrick Ibbotson Michael Walters Adam McPhee Kepler Bradley Stephen Hill Zac Dawson Nick Suban Michael Johnson Clancee Pearce Lee Spurr Hayden Ballantyne Chris Mayne
Stephen Hill Nick Suban Lachie Neale Ryan Crowley Matthew DeBoer Michael Johnson Zac Dawson Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Garrick Ibbotson Tendai Mzungu Michael Walters Chris Mayne Dylan Roberton Jonathon Griffin Clancee Pearce Paul Duffield Michael Barlow Matthew Pavlich Adam McPhee Kepler Bradley David Mundy
Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Zac Dawson Lachie Neale Garrick Ibbotson Dylan Roberton Kepler Bradley Michael Johnson David Mundy Stephen Hill Michael Walters Adam McPhee Michael Barlow Tendai Mzungu Chris Mayne Paul Duffield Matthew Pavlich Clancee Pearce Ryan Crowley Nick Suban Jonathon Griffin Matthew DeBoer
Nick Suban Ryan Crowley Chris Mayne Michael Johnson Clancee Pearce Lachie Neale Michael Walters Michael Barlow Paul Duffield Jonathon Griffin Matthew Pavlich Zac Dawson Adam McPhee Kepler Bradley Stephen Hill Tendai Mzungu Hayden Ballantyne Lee Spurr Matthew DeBoer Dylan Roberton Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy
Dylan Roberton Michael Johnson Michael Barlow Jonathon Griffin Ryan Crowley Michael Walters Matthew DeBoer Chris Mayne Zac Dawson Clancee Pearce Paul Duffield Lee Spurr Garrick Ibbotson David Mundy Kepler Bradley Stephen Hill Nick Suban Tendai Mzungu Matthew Pavlich Hayden Ballantyne Adam McPhee Lachie Neale
Adam McPhee Michael Walters Paul Duffield David Mundy Michael Johnson Zac Dawson Michael Barlow Jonathon Griffin Tendai Mzungu Matthew DeBoer Dylan Roberton Hayden Ballantyne Kepler Bradley Stephen Hill Matthew Pavlich Lee Spurr Ryan Crowley Lachie Neale Chris Mayne Nick Suban Clancee Pearce Garrick Ibbotson