It’s been a big win leading up to the derby selection. Dean Cox and Daniel Kerr have been on life support in an underground hospital somewhere, Jon Griffin has been in rehab for a leg he had amputated and most of the Fremantle players have been fighting off the ebola virus in a quarantine tent. Luckily both teams have had their topic medicos on the job and the only change for Fremantle will be Zac Dawson in to replace Cam Sutcliffe, after Dawson presumably ticked all the KPI’s he’d been assigned in his WAFL game. The West Coast players have also all made miracle recoveries with the only changes Glass and Rossa out for Mitch Brown and Tom Swift - presumably as part of some sort of quirky John Worsfold hijinx.