Numbers...you can't trust them. The Romans knew what numbers were up to and wouldn't have a bar of them. You can put your faith in a nice sturdy X but a 10, it's shifty. The only thing more iffy than a number is a statistic, they'll cut you open and rob you of your kidneys before you can say "aren't you supposed to drug me and put in a bath of ice first?". Unfortunately we're hooked on numbers though, we need them to work out how many kicks David Mundy had this week...and probably some other stuff too. The Dockerland Labs spent the summer pondering the problem and eventually, when the cricket was over, the fridge was empty and the clicker broke in everyone's pen, they came up with a solution - the stats cloud. A quick glance and you'll pretty much know everything about a game of football that there was to know, at least all the boring bits about it. The bigger the player's name, the more kicks, or marks, or tackles he had compared to his teammates.
Adam McPhee Clancee Pearce David Mundy Michael Barlow Lee Spurr Tendai Mzungu Stephen Hill Michael Johnson Jonathon Griffin Matthew Pavlich Ryan Crowley Nathan Fyfe Luke McPharlin Kepler Bradley Matthew DeBoer Paul Duffield Michael Walters Hayden Ballantyne Dylan Roberton Chris Mayne Garrick Ibbotson Cameron Sutcliffe
Michael Barlow Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Adam McPhee Clancee Pearce Lee Spurr David Mundy Chris Mayne Matthew DeBoer Luke McPharlin Paul Duffield Michael Walters Jonathon Griffin Matthew Pavlich Stephen Hill Garrick Ibbotson Kepler Bradley Cameron Sutcliffe Dylan Roberton Hayden Ballantyne Michael Johnson Nathan Fyfe
Jonathon Griffin Kepler Bradley Paul Duffield Lee Spurr Chris Mayne Dylan Roberton Michael Walters David Mundy Garrick Ibbotson Matthew Pavlich Matthew DeBoer Adam McPhee Clancee Pearce Tendai Mzungu Michael Barlow Luke McPharlin Nathan Fyfe Hayden Ballantyne Stephen Hill Michael Johnson Cameron Sutcliffe Ryan Crowley
Ryan Crowley Paul Duffield Tendai Mzungu Matthew DeBoer Kepler Bradley Michael Johnson Matthew Pavlich Lee Spurr Garrick Ibbotson Luke McPharlin Dylan Roberton Michael Walters David Mundy Adam McPhee Michael Barlow Hayden Ballantyne Jonathon Griffin Clancee Pearce Chris Mayne Cameron Sutcliffe Nathan Fyfe Stephen Hill
Ryan Crowley Clancee Pearce Matthew Pavlich Luke McPharlin Michael Barlow Nathan Fyfe Dylan Roberton Cameron Sutcliffe Lee Spurr Jonathon Griffin Tendai Mzungu Michael Johnson Hayden Ballantyne Kepler Bradley Stephen Hill Garrick Ibbotson Paul Duffield Michael Walters Chris Mayne Adam McPhee Matthew DeBoer David Mundy
Lee Spurr Chris Mayne Garrick Ibbotson Michael Barlow Luke McPharlin Paul Duffield Dylan Roberton Michael Johnson Stephen Hill Ryan Crowley Tendai Mzungu Cameron Sutcliffe Matthew DeBoer Nathan Fyfe Clancee Pearce Kepler Bradley Hayden Ballantyne Michael Walters Adam McPhee David Mundy Jonathon Griffin Matthew Pavlich
Nathan Fyfe Matthew Pavlich Matthew DeBoer Chris Mayne Jonathon Griffin Cameron Sutcliffe Paul Duffield Ryan Crowley Garrick Ibbotson Dylan Roberton Tendai Mzungu Michael Walters Hayden Ballantyne Adam McPhee Stephen Hill Lee Spurr David Mundy Michael Johnson Michael Barlow Kepler Bradley Clancee Pearce Luke McPharlin